February 2012
CAN YOUR MAC DO THIS? DIDN’T THINK SO.
TEAM...
Woman: Can I have birth control?
Government: No.
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Government: No.
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Government: No.
Woman: My boyfriend isn't excited about sex anymore, because I lost my figure due to pregnancy. Will you pay for his erectile dysfunction pills?
Government: Yes.
Simon says jump.
Simon didn’t say land, you’re all out.
Me:
Everyone playing:
Anonymous asked: if i paid you $1,000,000 would you make fun of U2?
Anonymous asked: keep on,I'm loving :)
